Posts tagged "sex"

I was only kidding (about “pedo stuff”)

In which a buttcoiner admits that he wanted a server set up for “pedo stuff.” Nobody noticed that part for a half-dozen posts, instead choosing to argue about who paid or didn’t pay whom.

BitcoinerAdmitsIt

Bitcoin, ladies and gentlemen.

NotIronic

Pretty sure that’s not how irony works, but what do I know?

Posted by killhamster - February 7, 2013 at 10:17 am

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What would you do for a Bitcoin?

What horrible things would you be willing to do just to get some free “money?” Let’s find out!

DrinkItForBitcoin

I’m concerned that it would only take five bucks to convince a guy to do this.

FBfriends

Nobody wants to be your friend if you’re into Bitcoins.

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Posted by killhamster - February 1, 2013 at 2:11 pm

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It’s about damn time underage porn met an anonymous currency.


 

 

Buying drugs over the internet? Please, that was so last week. If one illicit vice is good enough for bitcoin, then why not let the whole parade of illegal activities come out of the woodwork? How about some “erotic chat” over skype, which will in no way lead to live video shows as well.

press 1 for buttcoin, press 2 for linden dollars

Limit age in the UK is 16 so only other guys from the UK please I’m totally super serious. Also, it’s totally legit to download music from the internet as long as you promise to delete it within 24 hours!

But some people aren’t just satisfied by simple “sexy chats”, so fuck it, let’s go full retard.

mavis beacon teaches buttcoins

Let’s make an “Intro to Buttcoin” video, featuring some chick sticking a candlestick in her poonany. What a great way to introduce legitimate vendors into accepting your funny money.

I would like to nominate “It can also have sex with itself or something like it at this time” in the “”Most Likely to be said in an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie” award.

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Posted by Buttcoin - June 12, 2011 at 8:26 pm

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Finally, a use for Buttcoins

she wasn't very classy, anyways

Probably would have stolen your wallet.dat while you were asleep anyways

Posted by Buttcoin - June 10, 2011 at 6:13 pm

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