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The Greatest Story Never Told

papamoi wants to mine bitcoins, and badly. In March he started asking around for info on some serious butt-mining hardware, looking for ASIC arrays and “super servers” that would feed his need for unbridled wastefulness. BFL wasn’t shipping, Avalon was only sending out orders in batches, and nobody else was producing comparable hardware, and his search had him running in unfulfilling circles until he found Liquid Nitrogen Overclocking.

Our story’s hero pestered the guys at Liquid Nitrogen Overclocking about building a custom mining server, and they responded that they could build him something that provided 1.7 terahashes of bitcoin-mining waste. Of course, he wanted proof, and they gave him the run-around several times, responding with jargon, claims of NDAs, and even appearing to confuse gigahashes with gigahertz. All the while papamoi has been scouring the BitcoinTalk forums for chips, PCB designers, and other high-performance hardware, to no avail.

Our intrepid hero was put off, but then the Liquid Nitrogen Overclocking team said the magic word: “Google.” Apparently Google has been buying “super servers” from Ed Trice in Philadelphia, instead of major, well-known manufacturers such as Dell, HP, or IBM. Lured in by the promise of amazing Google-caliber hardware, papamoi continued, and was surely happy to find that Google was totally cool with the fellows at Liquid Nitrogen selling some pubbie their exclusively designed servers.

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Posted by killhamster - April 29, 2013 at 2:43 pm

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Bitcoins are headed for $100 and there’s nothing to stop it now.

Bitcoin is on an unending march towards mainstream adoption and with that, $100 bitcoins are nearly here. We just had a $10 jump in the last 12 hours and it’s obvious we’re on a run away freight train to the currency of the future.

I would like to formally apologize to anyone I doubted. I am truly jealous of everyone’s sage investment strategies and now I’m stuck with my dick in my hand while everyone else is getting rich. Are we going to see $1000 in the future? The captains of industry tell me so.

To Bitcoins! up uP UP!

 

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Posted by Buttcoin - March 21, 2013 at 10:24 am

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Yet another Bitcoin business is hacked; BitInstant loses $12k in social engineering scam

You may have heard the news by now, but popular Bitcoin payment provider BitInstant was hacked last week. It wasn’t a massive hack like we’ve seen on MyBitcoin or Mt. Gox so I didn’t see much reason to write on it when I saw it 3 days before Wired’s article, but as I looked at it more I figured I’d point out some interesting points.

First, the hack was a regular social engineering hack. Really simple stuff.

Over the weekend the BitInstant team has been hard at work securing our system from a sophisticated attack on Thursday evening. Overall, due to major choke points and redundancies in our system, the hacker was only able to walk away with $12,480 USD in BTC, and send them in 3 installments of 333 BTC to bitcoin addresses.

The attacker contacted our domain registrar at Site5 posing as me and using a very similar email address as mine, they did so by proxying through a network owned by a haulage company in the UK whom I suspect are innocent victims the same as ourselves. Armed with knowledge of my place of birth and mother’s maiden name alone (both facts easy to locate on the public record) they convinced Site5 staff to add their email address to the account and make it the primary login (this prevented us from deleting it from the account). We immediately realized what was going on, and logged in to change the information back. After changing this info and locking the attacker out, overnight he was able to revert my changes and point our website somewhere else.

After gaining access, they redirected DNS by pointing the nameservers to hetzner.de in germany, they used hetzner’s nameservers to redirect traffic to a hosting provider in ukraine. By doing this, he locked out both my login and Gareths’s login and they used this to hijack our emails and reset the login for one exchange (VirWox), enabling them to gain access and steal $12,480 USD worth of BTC.

BitInstant is shifting the blame totally on the host. Never mind the fact that they used real, publicly accessible information on of the owners wide-open Facebook page, this is totally the host’s fault.

Site5 has since responded since the hack.

Security & Social Engineering

This day and age requires us all to be security-conscious â?? especially when it comes to our identities and our online accounts. To help promote our company goal of open communication, I wanted to share with our customers and non-customers alike a situation that recently occurred.

What happened?

A customer of ours recently had their account taken over by someone impersonating them. Wired picked up the original story, and in interest of maintaining openness, I wanted to outline our role in it since we were mentioned.

How did they gain access?

The impersonator gained access to the account because they knew the answers to both of the security questions the customer chose for the account. The impersonator did not gain the knowledge of the personal information from Site5 staff.

Once we are provided correct answers to security questions, the person is considered verified and we will make account modifications as requested. This includes password resets, email address changes, and other changes. As evident by the articles, this is exactly what transpired.

Our staff followed procedure every step along the way. To reiterate â?? at no point did we provide the impersonator the answers to the security questions.

Itâ??s a very unfortunate situation, and we absolutely helped our customer as quickly as we could when the issue was reported to us.

Let’s back up a bit here and explain what BitInstant does. BitInstant is one of many ways to convert your Bitcoins to USD and vice versa. They hook into various exchanges such as Mt. Gox and facilitate the conversion faster than many of these exchanges do themselves.

They also take your security super serious, which is why they have strong language like this on their website:

Paranoia
Encrypt everything, use default deny on all firewalls, lock down ACLs and filesystem access, restrict syscalls on daemon processes and trust nobody. We assume that 24/7, somebody is actively trying to break into our system and is desperate to do so. This assumption assures that in the scenario where the bad guys are not so active our system stands up.

Except if you let the world know your place of birth on your facebook page.

Going back to the original hack, one key point to make is that even though the guys got access to their emails, multi-factor auth could have prevented this. And BitInstant used multi-factor auth on all their exchanges except one, Virwox, which is used to convert Linden dollars or something. VirWox has had multi-factor auth for a while now, BitInstant simply failed to impliment it. Weakest link in the chain and all that.

It also says something when you claim the hacker wasn’t very sophisticated yet he was still able to make off with $12k of your customer’s money.

No where in that “transparent” blog post however is how or when the missing money will be replaced, or even if it belongs to customers in the first place.

Some customers are claiming they are missing money however.

It’s been almost 6 days and I have yet to see the bitcoins I got from Bit instant. I’m missing over 200 dollars. (self.Bitcoin)

submitted  ago by DucoNihilum

I deposited 200 cash for conversion to bitcoins Monday hoping to see my coins after a few minutes to an hour.

Instead, even after numerous unanswered emails, calls, and PM’s here on reddit I have yet to get my money or even an explanation of what is going on.

Has this sort of situation happened to any of you?

There’s a lot more people in that comment thread with shitty experiences.

He’s not the only one:

Anyone else out there having troubles with this company lately? I’ve been waiting for 3 days for them to process my transaction. For a one hour service that they advertise. I’ve been given no exsplanation for what caused the delay just keep getting told we are going to process it when contacting there support. Are there any alternatives to bitinstant out there? Thanks Just need to vent

3 days to fund Bitcoin purchases when the price can swing $10 in that time.

 

In my opinion, BitInstant is just another half-baked bitcoin idea, wandering aimlessly with no real business plan and not taking their jobs as seriously as they should be.

How many more of these sites need to get hacked before you stop giving them your money?

 

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Posted by Buttcoin - March 9, 2013 at 11:43 pm

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Don’t be this guy

May he forever get watery, overpriced drinks.

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Posted by killhamster - March 2, 2013 at 10:57 am

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Bitcointip: automated panhandling

Bitcointip” is a bot written for reddit through which users can “tip” others by entering a sort of command in a comment reply. Agree with what someone says in your favorite misogynistic subreddit and clicking the little orange up arrow isn’t enough? Tip them for it!

This thing is obnoxious as all Hell for a number of reasons:

Bitcoiners are tightwads.

If one scans through the comment history of the bot, each response includes the amount of the “tip” in Bitcions and in USD. Most of these are fractions of Bitcoins and a pattern quickly becomes apparent: Bitcoiners are just throwing change at one another. This is like the world’s largest street corner, with hundreds of babbling, shouting lunatics spewing nonsense, empty coffee cups at their feet awaiting a “donation.”

Bitcoin tips: pennies

It’s spammy as hell.

Instead of agreeing and possibly discussing things, Bitcoiners can just type “+bitcointip” along with some infinitesimal number and then the bot comes along to reply to them, informing the world that this person did in fact give a handful of pennies to another person in Internet play money. On a good (read: bad) day this can lead to a string of inane comments, making reddit an even worse place to be.

It’s pointless.

Trading cardboard cutouts of coins isn’t so bad as long as it’s kept in the basement of Bitcoin-related forums but Bitcoiners are hiding everywhere, trying to proselytize. Imagine, for a moment, that you read and participated in discussions at reddit (an awful proposition, but bear with me here.) You’re discussing a film or a funny picture or world news and say something others find insightful, funny, or any other number of slashdotesque adjectives. Most people would just upvote you and possibly agree, but Bitcoiners drive-by and spam “+bitciontip” and some penny amount. You don’t have a wallet. You don’t even know about Bitcoin. In an effort to understand what just happened, you read up on it a bit and find yourself staring into the abyss of a raging libertarian Hellscape. Fortunately you can just ignore it. Unfortunately if you do this, they get their “money” back.

They’re trying to spread it.

This is like the curse of Bitcoin. It can’t remain in its niche, it must spread and absolutely everyone in the world must know and be forced to use Bitcoin. There’s already one on twitter, and if they had their way, it would be all over Facebook, Pinterest, LinkedIn, and Google+ (not really, nobody actually uses g+.)

Bitcoins everywhereYes, clearly. Aside from being tied to Bitcoin.

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Posted by killhamster - January 31, 2013 at 11:21 am

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Tradehill gets robbed for $100k, decides to pack it the fuck up and close up shop.

Parent company Tradehill, the 2nd largest bitcoin exchange and owner of bitcoin.com, packs it up the fuck up after getting robbed for $100k by their payment processors.

::::: Announcement :::::: TradeHill suspending trading and returning client funds.

Dear Clients,

Effective immediately TradeHill will be shutting down trading / deposits and returning all client funds.
Due to increasing regulation TradeHill can not operate in it’s current capacity without proper money transmission licensing. Combined with multiple bank account closures and Paxum’s decision to close all Bitcoin business accounts, we have deemed the best course of action is to halt trading and pursue licensing while raising funds.
SEPA transfers for our Euro customers have been enabled.

Everyone at TradeHill has also been working without pay for several months after one of our payment processors removed over $100,000 dollars from our account without notice. We decided to cover this loss for now instead of passing it on to our customers and are taking legal action against the processor. We would also like to make it known that our relationship with Paxum has been great and hope to work with them in the future.

We will be focusing on Bitcoin.com and are preparing to release a new site before the end of the month.
It has been a pleasure working with the Bitcoin community and look forward to continuing our business in the future. More details to come soon.

Sincerely,

Jered Kenna
Chief Executive Officer
TradeHill

Please send all press inquires to: [email]press@tradehill.com[/email]

Edit: We’ve received a lot of questions regarding donating your remaining balance to Bitcoin.com development. We’ve enabled a method to donate in all of the currencies and Bitcoin. 100% of these funds will go to Bitcoin.com development and keeping a community element present on the site. We have a great team lined up that we are preparing to announce and changes in the works to be released very soon. Thank you for all of your support

Future of Buttcoin.org is unknown at this point.

 

Reddit seems to be taking this well though

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Posted by Buttcoin - February 13, 2012 at 8:13 pm

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Answer: Ron Paul Bitcoin Checks. Question: What is a libertarian’s wet dream?

This is an actual thing. I am not making this up. Just look at this chucklefuck on this stupid paper bill for digital currency. LOOK AT IT!!!

 

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Posted by Buttcoin - November 30, 2011 at 6:33 pm

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Bruce Wagner ADMITS to the hacking of MyBitcoin.com

Someone just sent this into my inbox. Apparently this is video that was accidently broadcast 2-3minutes before the beginning of the Bitcoin show. It’s obvious Bruce didn’t know the camera was broadcasting out during this conversation.

 

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Posted by Buttcoin - September 4, 2011 at 12:10 pm

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Bitcoins are not for the casual investor

Not everyone can be a Warren Buffet and time the market just right. Bitcoins, unfortunately, seem to bring out the absolute worst financial gurus.

Bitcoin investors

If anyone knows this guy’s info, please forward it to me. I need to be able to time my investment sells to his investment buys.

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Posted by Buttcoin - August 7, 2011 at 4:10 pm

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Bitcoin price tanks below $10

How long has it been since we’ve seen $10? Before the bubble?

And speaking of which, here’s the chart for the last 4 months.

Not looking good here folks

 

 

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Posted by Buttcoin - August 3, 2011 at 5:53 pm

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